This is a verse for a reptile,
That reminds me of the pokemon Sceptile,
He roamed around the surface of the Earth,
Searching for others who understood his worth,
Strangely, he only preferred the same kind,
Trust me, Its not what you have in mind,
Our colossal hero preferred the beef to the taco,
Which in those days wasn't even accepted by the whackos,
So is this the end of the line for our hero ?
No, he decided to search on some more !!
After roaming the world four times over,
He realized that he was the only exception,
How could it be !!..He needed some satisfaction !!
So he decided no longer to play fair,
And ensure that his kind was no longer rare,
He kidnapped one of each animal with a schlong,
And did dreadful things to them for so long !!
That once he was done with them,
All they could think about was cocks and men,
These animals also did certain things that werent fair,
That often left most with pain in their rear,
However, within them feelings arose,
Those to hold and tame a hose,
Thus this community spread far and wide,
"Inviting" animals of all skin and hide,
The dinosaur was proud of his creation,
Mikunasaurus Rex,this name had received some recognition,
However, soon he realized what hes doing his not right,
Forcing people against their will isn't the way to resolve a fight,
Feeling guilty, he taught his people not to exert themselves,
And on his death bed he passed on his will to a human who was only twelve,
Under him, this movement reached its apex,
Though, due to his hate for peace it soon began to vex,
People all over the world began to take up arms against "gay men"
Who then overthrew their incompetent leader due to the suffering he caused then,
However,little did they know that this man had a son,
Who was a product of his raping a trans-sexual nun,
Now this evil seed roams among us men,
He can strike now, who knows when,
I'm pretty sure that hes my best friend though,
Because he seems to have a liking towards boys for sure,
But thats not all, he forces himself on them too,
Which further proves that he IS that monster's brew..............
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brilliant...I really enjoyed it!
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